Now this is the most inventive spam post I’ve seen yet.

“I found your site on yahoo and thought I would drop by and say hey. I like the way your blog is set up. I¡¯ll come back later. I have to go walk my dog right now and take them to potty.”

That’s pretty damn creative. Makes you feel almost cozy and neighborly.

I also like the ones that are very complimentary. At first I thought, “Who the hell are these people? Nobody reads my blog.” And the spam links were very small and discrete. Then I noticed they all had the same thing in common, they were TOO complimentary. In other words, serious butt kissing, brown nosing.

But I’m still not posting your damn spam.